‘It’s over!’ Lewis delivered the knockout blow with a determination in
his voice that told Lisa that whatever she said he wouldn’t change his mind.
‘Why?’ Lisa was more confused than upset, everything seemed to be going
well, why was he breaking up with her? They’d been together 3 weeks, last night
they’d spent their 4th night together, it had been the best so far, she'd felt like they'd got over the fumbling getting to know you stage,
this morning he’d fixed her some eggs before suggesting a walk to feed the
ducks.
Now as he threw bread at the birds he dropped this bombshell with a
stern voice and a faraway look in his eye.
Lewis shrugged his shoulders, still not looking at her. ‘I just don’t
feel it’s working.’
Lisa wasn’t going to cry, she wasn’t going to beg. She just turned and
walked away leaving the prat to his thoughts and his ducks.
Lewis sensed her walk away, he didn’t really want to dump her but he had
to, she had failed the test.
His mother had taught him the test years ago. It was simple, when you
got a girl back to your place drop some money on the floor and leave it there.
See what she does. He could hear his mother’s voice now as he watched the seaguls and ducks
fight over the bread.
‘If she picks it up and puts it somewhere safe, she’s a keeper – wife
material. If she picks it up and puts it in her pocket, then she’s a little
minx, not wife but mistress material - keep her for sex, nothing more. If she
just leaves it there, then get rid. She’s a slob and she won’t look after you.’
Last night Lewis did the test, Lisa mentioned the money but left it
there, he shrugged his shoulders – she had to go.
Part 2 here
What a jerk he is! I wouldn't definitely pass the test. Thanks God for me. I can't imagine staying with someone who uncritically follows such stupid rules (and listens to his mom):)
ReplyDelete:-) yep he is a bit of an idiot, hope you come back tomorrow for a slightly different view on it :-)
DeleteI definitely will:)
ReplyDeleteIf she just leaves it there, then get rid. She’s a slob and she won’t look after you.’
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