The great British Bake Off, a BBC TV show about baking, has been sold to a different channel. The show is famous for the smutty humour of the hosts and for cakes.
Bake Off
Bake off's gone to Channel 4
and Twitter’s up in arms
what will happen to Mel and Sue
and Paul and Mary's charms.
Bake off's gone to Channel 4
My mother stood and cried
says she can’t watch the programme
if it's sponsored by Homepride.
Bake off's gone to Channel 4
the world is going end, oh
I hope the adverts don't replace
the constant innuendo.
Bake off's gone to Channel 4
but it's not the end of cake.
The BBC have a replacement
they’ll call it Masterbake.
You made a spelling mistake. That should be Masterbaker as fat as I remember
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Ah but that didn't rhyme :-)
DeleteYeah, I know but When I read this I remembered the entry from One Hundred:-) although when I look at this brilliant rhyme 'end, oh' and 'innuendo' I think that you could end the third line from the end with 'cake, errrr...' :-D and it would rhyme with 'masturbator', ooops... Sorry 'masterbaker' :-D
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