Ben was
desperate for the loo, he quickly unlocked the door, hurriedly kicked his shoes
off and made a dash for the toilet. There is something mildly orgasmic about
going after holding it in for so long, Ben mused as he relieved
himself, but then his pleasure was cut short by a thought, why was the toilet seat already up? He
was sure it was down when he went out. The last thing he did before he’d gone out was to use the loo and he remembered putting the seat down.
He
shrugged and flushed the toilet, maybe he hadn’t put the seat down but he was somehow perturbed. He knew he shouldn’t
really worry about it, but it was the latest in the long
line of slightly weird things that had happened since he’d moved into his new flat a few
weeks before. There was the regular smell of noodles that would fill the flat,
Ben had put it down to having the balcony door open but it got stronger in the
bedroom – away from the balcony. Then there were the shoes. Ben was a ‘leave
them where they fall’ type person but twice he’d found his shoes neatly
arranged at right angles to the wall. He certainly wouldn’t have wasted time
with that kind of neatness. Finally there were the noises, it sounds weird but
he could have sworn that there was the sound of a hot air balloon being
inflated now and again, and then the voices. It was mostly a quiet flat but now and
again there were voices, like a radio play, sounding like they were coming from
inside his room. He had put it down to thin walls and deaf neighbours but somehow that didn't seem to add up. Ben had wondered for a while if his flat was haunted but that was
stupid, he didn’t believe in ghosts, so how could it be?
Ben dried
his hands and tried not to think about these things. It was always weird when
you move into a new place, it took time to get used to its little foibles; he
was just being silly.
The
following Saturday was his first Saturday at home in weeks and Ben was having a lazy day. Bacon sandwich, newspaper, then
rugby on the TV. He spent the day in his dressing gown, no need to go out, no
need to get dressed - a simple formula. It was around 6pm that he first noticed the smell. Not
noodles this time, something more
bitter, what was it? Ben walked around his flat sniffing, trying to work out what the smell was and where it was coming from. It was piss, that’s what it was, it was the
smell of urine, he went into the toilet to see if it was leaking but there smell wasn’t stronger there, it was strongest in his
bedroom. He looked at the ceiling, was upstairs toilet leaking? There was no
tell-tale stain on the wall. He sniffed his sheets but they still smelt of
washing powder. He had this horrible feeling that he might have used the corner of the
room as a toilet in the middle of the night, but why would it take to long
for the smell to fill his lungs?
Ben stood
by the wall where the smell was at its strongest, but there was no stain on the
walls or puddle on the floor. It was like it was coming through the wall. He
looked around for clues but there were none, he thumped the wall in
frustration. There was something strange in the noise it made; it was hollow.
Ben suddenly felt like he was in an episode of Scooby Doo, was this a false
wall? Was there something or someone behind it?
He knocked
it again and then pushed at it, to his utter amazement it swung open revealing
a smallish room with two sets of bunk beds and 4 startled looking Chinese
people staring at him all with computers on their laps. Ben took in the scene,
there was a bucket in the corner, the source of the smell, and a kettle and
bottles of water.
10 minutes later, still in his dressing gown, Ben
passed out the tea and then sat opposite the family on his sofa.
‘So?’ He looked at them waiting for an explanation.
They
didn’t speak much English but Ben understood they lived there for over a year, they
came out only when Ben went out, emptying the bucket, filling the water and
getting their shopping delivered by the landlord.
Ben
couldn’t believe it; his landlord was keeping immigrant slaves in his
flat. Ben felt sorry for them, it wasn’t their fault but what could he do? He couldn’t let them stay. Eventually the police arrived, took the details of Ben’s landlord and took the poor family away with them, leaving Ben to look for a new flat.
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