Gareth’s Short Story Poem Podcast 1

As I am away this week and might not have time to write a story  I am doing something a bit different. I’m sharing with you my short story poems. A short story poem is a sort of combination of a poem and a short story. I am not really a poet but I hope these make you smile.

Wearing Shorts

I sneeze

a wet breeze

hits my knees

Stereotypes

I asked her about stereotypes.

She replied she had a Sanyo.

I knew we had no future.

Let us eat cake.

We’re fed lies

with fries

and  football.

We’re Game of Thrones

drones.

Let us eat cake,

if only we could afford it.

The Dilemma

A fishnet top

and no bra

meant her perky breasts

were clearly visible

My feminist side said

don’t look

My masculine side said

don’t look

away.

The Zipper

undoing the zipper

on the back of your dress

and thinking yes!

as that dress

slips to the floor.

Find day 2 here day 3 here day 4 here and day 5 here