As I am away this week and might not have time to write a story I am doing something a bit different. I’m sharing with you my short story poems. A short story poem is a sort of combination of a poem and a short story. I am not really a poet but I hope these make you smile. However, today’s are a little different, they are called unromantic lyrics. Watch the video to find out more.
Unromantic Lyrics
Don't go changing to try to please me,
You know you're never going to be my type.
You know you're never going to be my type.
So put on your red shoes,
and nip down the shops to buy me some fags.
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
Oh where's the remote, the game's about to start.
Wherever I lay my hat,
you'll complain that I haven't put it away.
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
Oh where's the remote, the game's about to start.
Wherever I lay my hat,
you'll complain that I haven't put it away.
You hit me once
I hit you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate
Over my head
I hit you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate
Over my head
then our neighbours called the police
Could it be magic oh
No, it’s animal instinct that will soon wear off.
Leaving you wondering
what you saw in her
Real life stories with no sugar coating:) made me laugh
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh too, especially with your video :-) i like them :-)
ReplyDeletepainful but probably true, especially when I look at the last one
ReplyDeleteAnd then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
ReplyDeleteOh where's the remote, the game's about to start.
:):) that's life:) how true!
I likethe first one. It may be unromantic but it is sensible to say it to someone at the beginning to prevent the other person of making a fool of themselves :-)
ReplyDeleteDon't you cry tonight
ReplyDeleteI still am not sure enough
I understand this EQ stuff
you told me about
so I am water tight
I've put my red shoes. I'll buy a bottle of vodka too. It's St Valentine's day after all :-)
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