The police helicopter hovered just above the rooftops, its blades
creating ripples on the canal at the front of the house. I’d often heard the
chopper overhead at night but this was the first time I’d seen it in the full
light of day. I watched as it circled around and came back to hover over my
block of flats. I couldn’t see any other action, so I went back to my sofa and
back to Facebook sure that the chopper would find was it was looking for soon
and buzz off. I heard a siren from the street outside and guessed the airborne
lot had called in the ground troops. Like all middle-class, law-abiding
citizens I had that guilty feeling for a split second, was it me they were
looking for? but I dismissed it as soon as I started watching the latest
Jonathon Pie video.
Something caught my eye, I looked
up just as my clothes horse was falling towards me pushed over by the man who
was climbing in my window.
“Oi,” I said.
The man stood in
front of me, bloodstains on his t-shirt and blood dripping from a knife in his
hand.
“Is there a back way out?” he asked. He could
have only been about seventeen, or maybe his bum fluff-y moustache and pimples made
him look younger than he was.
“You’re dripping
blood on my carpet,” I said.
“Sorry mate, it’s
just, well I’m in a bit of a jam if the truth be told.” The sirens were louder
now and the helicopters blades were beating just outside my window.
“Is there a way
out that way?” he pointed to the door.
“You could try
the bedroom window,” he slammed the door open and went into the bedroom just as
three police cars screeched into the courtyard.
“Fuck,” he said.
“They’re out the
front too,” I said.
“Fuck,” he opened
the window. “Don’t you fuckers come any closer or I’ll fucking kill this old
geezer.” It took a while for me to realise he was talking about me. Christ I’m
only forty-six.
“Just drop the
knife and come out side, Danny,” one of the police officers said.
“I told you, you come any closer, I’ll kill Grandad here.” He slammed the window and turned to me.
“Sorry fella, a man’s gotta do...”
“I told you, you come any closer, I’ll kill Grandad here.” He slammed the window and turned to me.
“Sorry fella, a man’s gotta do...”
“I’m only
forty-six,” I said.
“Fucking hell mate I thought you was about seventy. I thought I’d had a hard life.” He looked around. “We better stay here in the hall so they can’t get a shot at me.”
“Fucking hell mate I thought you was about seventy. I thought I’d had a hard life.” He looked around. “We better stay here in the hall so they can’t get a shot at me.”
“What have you
done?” I asked.
“I gave some old
pervert what he deserved,” he gestured a stabbing motion and blood flicked onto
the walls. “he’d been fiddling me and the other boys for years. Well, I wasn’t
gonna take it no more.”
“How old are
you?” He suddenly looked very young.
“Fifteen,” he
said.
“Look mate…” I
started.
“Don’t say it,”
he waved his knife around. I ain’t gonna
give myself up. No way, they’ll send me back to the home.”
We sat there not
saying much for around twenty minutes, he chewed his gum loudly and rolled a
ciggie.
“Mind if I smoke,
like?”
I did mind, but he had a knife. He sat back and leaned his head on
the wall as he breathed in the nicotine.
“Listen,” I said. “the chopper’s
gone, maybe they’ve given up.”
“They won’t give up.”
“Maybe they will, why don’t I go
and have a look?”
“No, you stay there. I’ll go.”
He stood up and walked right into my trap. As soon as he went into
the bedroom a loud bang echoed around the canal. Danny fell to the floor.
When I left the police station, having given my statement, I
picked up the evening newspaper, the headline read:
Man holds pensioner hostage in
knife siege.
“Pensioner?” I
said. “I’m only forty-six,”
:-) amusing
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