Poetry Friday 48

Poetry Friday 48

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A poetry Friday Topical Poet mash up this week.

The first poem is inspired by our commander in chief, Theresa May who said that if Britain vote Labour, Jeremy Corbyn would enter Brexit negotiations naked and alone.

Naked and Alone

Brexit negotiations

are getting under way,

there’s one silver lining.

the Brits got rid of May.

So, we’re sitting at the table

waiting for their new PM.

we’re feeling optimistic

that we can deal with him.

The door is thrown wide open

he walks in bold as brass

there’s gasps around the table

cos we can see his ass.

We can also see his man boobs,

his chest hair matted thick.

a bit of a spare tyre

in his hand a massive … folder.

Jezza put your pants on

the other leaders groan.

she didn’t mean you literally

had to be naked and alone.

But Jezza goes to sit down

in all his naked glory

and the  European  leaders,

wished Britain had voted Tory.

The second one is inspired by the UEFA Champions League happening in Cardiff this week.

Placard

My morning constitutional

a stroll round Cardiff Bay,

a time to think and contemplate,

but there’s something wrong today.

I’m suddenly craving Pepsi,

and Walker’s Cheese and Chive

and I really want a Nissan

I can’t even bloody drive.

I almost bought a PlayStation

and an Xperia TV.

I even considered Gazprom

to supply my energy.

They say it’s for a football match

but for me it’s pretty sad

that they’ve turned the whole of Cardiff

into a giant ad.

Hope you enjoyed these poems, more next week. Have a good week.